Din deviza: Once you go black you never go back!

Honey… are you masturbating again??… MOOOOOOM…
Emo kids are pretty fucked/funny people… parerea mea

Versiunea old a melodiei

Cel putin are un mic zambet pe fata… poate o fi multumita:)

Aceste fete de mici copii isi doreau sa ajunga Miss Spermezeu

Expresia nascut pentru a face ceva….

Desi in varsta.. inca le mai are:))

Ce mi-a placut in aceasta perioada cu sinistratii este ca politicienii s-au inghesuit sa dea ajutoare care mai de care. Doamna Udrea… ce pot sa zic… pantofi cu toc

A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, “We have the Parthenon.”

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”

The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics”

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”

The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.”