The Greek says, “We have the Parthenon.”

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”

The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics”

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”

The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.”

“Prietena mea este foarte suparata ca ai pu-
tut sa-i vorbesti pe toti de rau de la mic
la mare si te-ai enervat de i-ai rupt lin-
geria de pe frângie devenind astfel putin ri-
dicul. Ar fi pacat sa ne certam pentru o pi-
catura de pamânt care nu este decât o bra-
zda nenorocita de care ne folosim cu totii.”

P.S. Citeste din doua in doua randuri ;